I think my wheels are spinnin'

 
I'm very pleased with the new keyboard, this giver of words, enabler of wisdom and bestower of wasted hours.  There are plenty of new buttons on it that I haven't explored.  Alas, I wont be doin' any 'splorin' this afternoon, you see, I've effectively pissed away most of a day.   I'd love to feign innocent about how this might have come about, but you might be able to guess I'm still doing it right here, right now.   My sister has helped rekindle an old infatuation I had with my computer that I thought I was long over with.  Now, with the help of a true cyber-phile and some new friends, not to mention a few new tools and an old resurrected website, I'm once again off and running through virtual reality land.  But as I set down my virtual pencil, I  am now rushing off to pick up a real one and lead a classroom of 36 eager new novice motorcyclists-to-be.  I will use my powers of persuasion and creativity to try to hold their attention for 5 hours of motoring theory, when what they want to be is outta there and sitting on a REAL bike!  So, my phantom audience, I bid you adieu, I am off to go face my opaque audience.  Hold down the fort while I am gone!  See ya 'round the funny farm.  Hasta Luigi.  Buh bye.