Undisclothed location, his wear-abouts unknown.

Bo Bice has been recently released from a Las Vegas hospital after rather extensive and intrusive intestinal surgery. He is resting at an undisclosed location for a lengthy rehab and R & R.
After some personal research, I have it on good authority that Bo is alive, well and recovering at the Lady Luck Hotel/Casino in Las Vegas. Last spotted at the hotel pool, he was finishing his all liquid meal of blended peanut butter and banana sandwich, nacho cheese doritos and oreo and milk milk shake. He was accompanied by a small bevy of busty young cabana babes, seen flashing the Southern Cross and leading a rousing Rebel Yell with a busload of Japanese tourists. It seems Bo hasn’t quite left the building, and isn’t making any immediate plans to do so, giving his only official comment of “Git ‘er Done!”. There were also rumors that he had inquired into the real estate market values of neighboring Henderson, NV, leaving speculation that he may make the desert oasis his new stomping grounds. None of the cabana girls could be reached for comment, verifying any of this information. In fact, none of them could speak English.

A Miracle!

Hope against hope, guess who's coming around?! H. Plant!! After some experimentation, we might have stumbled on the right combination of a new pot that drains (we almost drowned him), new soil that drains (we over mineralized him), some time under the window for fresh air but careful not to burn him in direct heat and LOTS of tlc.

Throughout the rehab he's been living on the dining room table so I've come to look at his poor wilted leaves everyday. The bouganvillas have been keeping vigil under the kitchen window and the plumarias check in periodically, wafting in their perfume as support.

Thanks for any good wishes too, they must have helped!