Undisclothed location, his wear-abouts unknown.

Bo Bice has been recently released from a Las Vegas hospital after rather extensive and intrusive intestinal surgery. He is resting at an undisclosed location for a lengthy rehab and R & R.
After some personal research, I have it on good authority that Bo is alive, well and recovering at the Lady Luck Hotel/Casino in Las Vegas. Last spotted at the hotel pool, he was finishing his all liquid meal of blended peanut butter and banana sandwich, nacho cheese doritos and oreo and milk milk shake. He was accompanied by a small bevy of busty young cabana babes, seen flashing the Southern Cross and leading a rousing Rebel Yell with a busload of Japanese tourists. It seems Bo hasn’t quite left the building, and isn’t making any immediate plans to do so, giving his only official comment of “Git ‘er Done!”. There were also rumors that he had inquired into the real estate market values of neighboring Henderson, NV, leaving speculation that he may make the desert oasis his new stomping grounds. None of the cabana girls could be reached for comment, verifying any of this information. In fact, none of them could speak English.